The Ed Kemper actor is amazing.

Also the possibility of having your life imploded makes you less likely to fuck up!

Stupid sexy pavement lichen!

It's almost like people in different parts of the world use language differently. 

Only 8.3%? I’m surprised, that seems low.

Drive yourself off a bridge next time.

I actually had a dream that trump abolished the FDIC. That's a fucked up stress dream. No idea if that's even possible but apparently it is something my subconscious was worried about.

Plus he has a salad and a surgical procedure named after him.

“Wouldn’t it be funny if this was a Klansman’s house?”

I thought those weird ass caramel things were called Bull's Eyes, but yeah I always see them sold by the scoop.

My favorite trash candy:

If duct tape is good enough for drag queens, it's good enough for YOU. 

What’s with the ad choices around the G/O-verse? Yesterday it was for Trump graphic tees.

That could make sense. One person in my zip donated $3 to Bernie 4x in one day (then again a few days later).

Maybe they should review EVERYONE’S psych evals. If a nutburger this obvious slipped in, there's probably some growers-not-showers in the dept.

I have never been in combat and I live in a fancy ass suburb surrounded by millionaires (I am not a millionaire). Even I woke up at 2am this morning wondering if I was hearing gunshots. 

Though upon closer investigation, it’s the same thing for Warren. It’s the same, like, 7 people donating over and over every few days. I don’t know if it has to do with the individual cap, but a lot of the donations are odd amounts like $133.52 or $77.

One guy in my zip code donated to Trump 7 times between February and August. Sometimes days apart. 

“What do we think would stop the mass shootings?”

If I get into a car accident or get the flu, I’m not doing those things AT YOU. If I am a mass shooter, that is done *AT* my victims.