HI-I herd you like hats on cats!

“DRINKING FROM A SODA CAN SWALLOWED A BEE BEE STUNG PATIENT IN THROAT”

Yes- I think people don’t understand that you can poke fun at someone, even criticize their actions, and still have genuine sympathy for them when they are suffering. Kristin isn’t suffering because of 500 DoK. She is suffering from grief right now, and it would be innapropriate for the same series to report on…

It took me 300- not really, I have not been at Gawker very long, but I took the dive trolling the 500 DoK around day 300, got flamed, got my mama flamed, and I am a regular now. It is more like a social club for people who like to poke fun at certain aspects of pop culture (the D-list, mainly), and it is not really…

That seems to happen on here a lot. Just refresh your browser when you see it, and all is well. I had a few “oh shit” moments thanks to that glitch!

There, there, *pats

Have you checked on her? Because she may not be ignoring you, just stuck on the toilet (which she would deserve tbh). That’s some gall, being mad at you lol.

In reality, every patient in that clinic yesterday could have been there for reasons other than abortion. Like getting an IUD placed, screening for cancer, vaccines, checkups, labs- anything any other clinic does. Only a small percentage of PP services are abortions. The likelihood of this guy saving any “babies” is…

That is really rude, and just thinking of eating a whole pie makes me ill. Does your sister hate you? Because she may have made herself sick on purpose just to make sure you got no pie.

Dammit I eated mine already, but it involved cajun turkey, toasted sourdough bread, gravy and french-fried onion pieces from the green bean casserole

When I was stationed in California, a military cop shot a condor with his duty weapon. Just because it was there, and he could shoot it. Condors are protected species so he got an Article 15, with a pay forfeiture, which is why I saw the paperwork (I worked in the finance office.) He just saw this condor, minding its…

I doubt that the recruiters look like the scary guys on the videos doing the beheading. They also like to get recruits involved with drugs or choose thse who already have drug problems. Just like Jared the pedo, they “groom” the girls for this job.

There is a reason why the terrorists are recruiting teenage girls, and it is not because they believe that the girls can make good choices. These girls are used for sex and then wired up for suicide bombings.

Having been swoop attacked and flogged by a bluejay as a kid, I am surprised this guy still has a face. He is fortunate that he is only in trouble with the cops.

Mine is scared of her own farts (hers are squeaky). She hears one behind her and takes off running. Once she had a bout of gas that had her racing all the way through the house like she was being chased by an axe murderer. I switched her to grain-free food.

My cats usually come back for more scary fun or they get revenge. They jump out at me all the time and immediately start to purr after I squeal or laugh. Cats, as a whole, are intelligent enough to know that the cucumber is not a snake.

So why do my cats love to torment the real snakes that show up in my yard? They don’t seem scared at all. I have to rescue the snakes!

Yeah, I am more confused now than ever because I get shit for being “white” now, while in my youth I was never white enough for my southern side of the family. Now it may be that I am not white after all? Whatever- I don’t care. My German/Irish/Turkic/Roma/Eurasian ass is just done with it.

Well lets have our protest ans stop letting trolls out of the gray- thanks for that information, BTW. Sadly, all they have to do is fool us once :(

Your parents seem very creative and compromising, but was letting you stay home not an option? Great book, though. WIsh I’d thought of that, and maybe I could “unremember” some of the rolling and howling I saw at my cousins’ church.