Level of queasiness thus far: that weird gnocchi scene between Sofia Coppola and Andy Garcia in The Godfather Part III.

For background: I formally took the ACT twice (over a decade ago, so time may have taken its toll) and both times got a perfect on the reading section. This is only relevant to prove that under time constraints, my reading comprehension is significantly above the mean of college bound Americans.

Your parents sound like they don’t know what real fun is.

I'm sorry that happened to you and to other people. Your sexuality is not a sickness and doesn't need to be cured. You're not the one that needs help.

It’s all good. When you talk about this to other queens, you realize it’s a common enough tale. I just try to forget about my family.

I’m so sorry :(

That’s what happens when you love control more than your own children.

It’s very common for parents (of any religious or political background) to assume that their child’s sexuality is a sickness. My mother and father told me they’d rather me be in jail for murder than out on these streets twirling to Beyonce and sucking dick. Sighs all around.

I try not to judge other parents, cause parenting is hard. But if you put your kid in conversion therapy I judge you. You are a shit parent.

Almost as bad as saying you have a parasitic twin inside you to explain your non homologous dna.

And it's just the most adorably polite tone.

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

“If that is not practical, then I direct that my executors shall arrange for my remains to be cremated and my ashes scattered in Bali,” the will continued”

She got a dick pic when it was actually took some effort. I’m grossed out but also I marvel at the work involved. Wow.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?