Is New Zealand a particularly rapey country? I ask because if that many of the female MPs are sexual assault victims, that is either an astronomical coincidence or NZ has an astronomical rape problem.

Somehow I read Robin Thicke as Allan Thicke (dad from “Growing Pains”)

Before I realized that the wood grain was horizontal in your pic, I thought it was a wall with wood paneling, and that your cat was either stuffed and mounted on the wall or caught in an awkward pose while reclining on an invisible shelf.

I guess the free SB coffees for Veterans on Veterans’ Day won’t make up for minimalist sacrilegious cup design.

That looks very unsanitary!

I could murder a gingerbread latte right now

Really? I think it sounds 100% accurate!

They have buttons now? The multiple turnkey launcher thingies seemed safer.