I am well-founded in reality. And it’s not a fiction, it’s a metaphorical parallel.

I’m fine with her being the villain. She had it coming.

Ding ding ding! A black man recently got 12 years because he got arrested amd the cops didn't takw his phone. He asked a guard to charge it for him and got 12 years. The earliest he can get released is in 3.5 years.

Yup and even if the kids ended up playing with the gun and a child got shot and died they still might not even get in trouble. I’ve seen stories where that has happened and the police and prosecutors don’t try and file any charges or attempt to prosecute for anything. They just write it off as a tragic accident and…

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

“You copied my idea exactly and then had the nerve to completely change it before presenting it as your own.”

It’s a bit weird how the complainant wants to have her cake and eat it, too. “Your story is enough like mine that I think I have a basis for a lawsuit, but so far away from mine that it’s an ‘utter bastardization’.” If I hear ‘utter bastardization’, I would tend to think it’s different enough to be an original work,…

My sister is trying to come up with a way to make sure that my cat isn’t surviving by dining on my corpse - I am 71 with no known companion other than my cat.

I moved to a new city all by myself and work from home. It would probably be at least 4 days before someone called the cops for a welfare check.  I try to stay fat and juicy for my three little monsters.

In some of the cases where pets had eaten people, the pets still had food in their bowls. Its not all about being starving....

Clearly your sleeping is a direct threat to them or something

I've said it before, and I'll say it again--if I die with just my cat in the house, and no one finds her for a long time, I hope she *does* eat my body! I certainly won't be using it, and I don't want my cat to starve!

I disagree that cats are only solitary or aren’t social. While some cat breeds do live a more solitary lifestyle, many cats have well-established group social structures, such as lion prides. Even feral cats have been observed to form co-operating small groups within larger colonies. They also have many social habits,…

To be fair, dogs will eat you too. In fact, I recall there being a case in France a decade ago or so where a dog ate a woman’s face while she was unconscious.

He’s doing it because he’s an animal, and also because he’s kind of a dick.

Awhile back he was on the Boston subreddit asking for people to come and fill in the seats. (So, she wouldn’t notice it was filled only with family and friends.) Meaning he had bought out the theater and wanted it to seem legitimately full. If I remember correctly the response was overwhelming. (Hopefully goes without…

A theater he clearly booked ahead of time and filled with her family and friends. I don’t consider this a ‘public’ proposal.

While the big family production proposals are similar, I tend to put them in a different ballpark and am generally ok with them when done tastefully.

Was hoping this was about Ahti. Dude totally fucks

I dunno, I think it is fair criticism. The article as framed by the title boils down to one sentence:

I’m terrible at video games and beat all of the Souls and related titles.