About the same.

Anyone who applauds at the end of a movie, in a theater with no actual actors to appreciate it, is a god damn psychopath. No. Stop it. You’re an idiot.

I’ll bite. Drummond makes a hell of a lot more sense than Melo. Horford gets to play his beloved 4 and Drumond can snag all the boards that Al would rather just let go anyways.

Is Drew Magary an uncle? Now that is an Uncle Drew universe I would pay a solid $2.50 to see.

Yay. Now Bruce Arena can assemble his old and tired ass MLS squad to scratch out 1-0 victories with no eye to the future of the US National Team.

Zing.

Damn dude. This is exceptionally personal for a story about who you banged in a video game. Props for sharing though. Ballsy.

If you didn’t know or are just trolling, they are back to the Europa League 32 against Gent I believe.

The lowest circle of hell is reserved for people who steal from a god damn children’s cancer ward. Especially stealing something that gives them enjoyment and distraction from being a child...with fucking cancer.

Settle the fuck down. He scored 15 points. Not exactly Curry-esque.

They would need to flat out ban all competing players from using the exploits that are commonly found in any online NBA 2K game and have a mod watch each game to make sure that happened.

We’re, uhhh, gonna need a number crunch on how much anyone cares about D3 basketball?

Nice use of the word “enthused.”

Following children around for long periods of time is hell on the arches.

Nah. Melo would have to play more post defense to get a sniff of getting posterized.

Hey! Don’t rub it in. Still can’t believe the gang decided to stop doing phrasing. Fucking Pam.

Oooo la lallana

Aw that’s how Sloth looked when Chunk walked out on him.

Are the long fall boots included in the purchase? Maybe just jump off your roof and see if it works.

Blew your load too early in the arms race LeBron. All that’s left is the money Dan Gilbert has hiding in his doomsday vault and that’s for a rainy day aka when the poor people storm the beaches of wherever.