Ben Wa Balls. Benoit. Balls.

Didn’t know Chong enjoyed kayaking.

Adele is a Spur. Suck it.

Your lack of cynicism on Kinja is....confusing.

Oompa loompa oompity doo

This is even more fascinating when you consider the cinematic history of the Bond character hitting women in the earlier films.

“I can’t believe you guys are still in 6th place!” - little Russian boy

Harden is surrounded by shooters, which inflates his assists totals far more than the subpar crap not named Oladipo or Adams that Westbrook has. You’re ridiculous. Houston is the higher seed because of their roster, not Harden.

Oh look, it’s another Arsenal blog from Mr. Haisley. Dude we get it. You’re a frustrated fan.

What an embarrassment of god damn riches 2017 has turned out to be. It almost makes up for the shit show that is the United States (if you happen to live here like me.)

Well at least you responded with some measure of thought. I knew I’d get yelled at by gamers that take this shit too seriously but oh well. Anyways, you make a fair point. In spite of what I think of esports, they do wreck themselves in pursuit of perfection. Anyone who has gamed in a sitting position for longer than…

You assume because I don’t like esports that I have more respect for actual sports? No. It’s all ridiculous.

I’m sorry. I know people take esports seriously and it’s becoming a big thing but I can’t help but laugh at this.

Hall of Fame rim protector badge, acquired.

This was my first thought. The shot to the head didn’t look particularly nasty so perhaps it was a freak injury to the brain. The way they all react was bizarre. Never seen anything like it.

Some time later Torres took a seemingly routine knock to the head, fell to the ground like a dead tree and holy shit I have never seen a reaction from players like that. Two teammates and an opposing player rushed to try to open his mouth. Really weird.

As is often the case for Harden, he lost her on a solid screen and decided to float on.

Amusing. Are you not the least bit curious or optimistic that in spite of the Sixers bullshit, Simmons and Embiid could both become generational talents? I mean as a casual NBA fan I’m hopeful but fuck that city. They don’t deserve anything since they cracked the Liberty Bell.

Unless of course you’re online and subject to 2K’s god awful servers. That’s how you get ants.

If you don’t like these kinds of games or think it’s boring, I get it. But myself and my three buds enjoyed the hell out of it as a 4 man squad, running over llamas and figuring out how to take down huge bases filled with baddies. However, I could see it being obnoxious (Ubi-map collectables galore) and dull if you’re…