The midwest? We’re not all dumb republican hicks. But thanks for lumping us all into one group, much like folks tend to do with oh I don’t know...Middle Easterners.

The vamping is real.

The whole influencers thing was always going to backfire. People aren’t actually that dumb. Or the YouTubers just weren’t that good at hiding it. Try again publishers.

Bah gawd! Where’s his neck, btw?

This is fine Kinja.

Shouldn’t this be a tattoo on a shirtless man? Wait, nevermind, I’m sure there are many people with Putin’s face tattooed on their chest.

You missed a golden opportunity here to make a joke about unclean water and mention the world famous Flint Tropics! Come on man/woman.

What exactly does Taco Bell jumping the shark look like? When will they have gone too far? I haven’t eaten this garbage since high school so I’m genuinely curious.

No one should ever write this many words about Roethlisberger.

The Kane.

70% chance this is delayed. We haven’t seen nearly enough of this game to suggest it’s ready.

As a Spurs fan I deeply regret what I’m about to admit. Nice burn.

Someone went to the store and bought some member-berries.

Lives on the line? Really? When are soldier metaphors going to die out in sports?

You have an excellent Kinja name. That is all.

Pulisic would have to be absolutely guaranteed playing time, otherwise it’s pointless. Dortmund is a world class team and he is regularly seeing the field with the first-team. They also have major injury problems and he’s playing where Reus would be so his place in the first-team isn’t even assured. Slow the fuck down.

I’ve only seen the coasts mentioned today but I’m in Wisconsin and have been having all the same problems. It’s a country-wide issue.

PSN was working fine when I got home this afternoon (Wisconsin). EA Servers are still completely fucked though. Oh well.

I see what you did there at the end Fahey. Forgot. Hehe.