Um, just beat the new Mirror’s Edge. Enjoyed it, though it was a little lifeless. And since the girlfriend is out of town I might dive into Blood and Wine finally.

I wanted to sneer at this comment but nah. Now I like it!

A sign of the End Times. Strap the fuck in folks.

There goes Juan Uribe’s other nut.

Esports hot takes incoming! Someone put the kettle on.

I’d be far more interested if he was giving away his amethyst NBA 2k myteam card.

How’s the depth of content in this game? Is it worth the $60 price tag?

Not exactly One Punch Mode. Get in the gym kid.

Huh. I could see if you had something negative but simply reporting on a possible delay? Sometimes I think we should be surprised by the Internet and then I’m consistently reminded that no, no we should not.

Seconded.

Oh well. There’s been so much out in May and there are a few things I’m excited for in June so a two month delay is whatever. Silver lining: August just got more awesome with No Man’s Sky joining Deus Ex.

Back, back, back, back, back into the warm embrace of death old man.

Not the first and not the last.

Looks like somebody WILL be getting a handjob in cargo shorts for the first time since ‘Nam.

What’s wrong Draper? Pissed that this small child is already more badass than you will ever be?

Video games are not athletics. But to many they are a fun, incredibly competitive viewing experience. So get the fuck over it.

Adams’ balls need to seek greener pastures.

Conclusion: don’t get in a fucking accident in your Indian rental car.

“What’s our quest young ranger?”

Jobu approved