Innsmouth? This isn’t where I parked my car.

Doggy Nosferatu! It lives.

Haha! Calling out Billy on his bad summer takes. Everyone makes mistakes my man.

Don’t concern yourself with the bloviating of stupid windbags so much Billy. All this man has control over is a meaningless pre-season tournament. I’m sure he’s also a Trump supporter. #makemanugreatagain

All he does is win. Unless it’s in the Finals.

There are a lot of these “enemies” in the game. They show up as white on the minimap and I think they might be slaves or prisoners the other tribes use for work. Not sure. Many of them are women in the outposts.

Her “beauty marks” are putting holes in motherfuckers at 300 yards out. Mmmm murdering people in HD. So hot.

Looks like he’ll be relegated to grown men in his new prison league.

How the hell am I supposed to beat this game before Uncharted 4?! What an embarrassment of riches this April!

No. He’s doing some bits and bobs with Dragon’s Crown this month, then playing through DS III blind for his own enjoyment on playthrough 1 and uploading playthrough 2 for his channel. This is what I’ve gathered from his podcast.

“I’m played out like Atari! I must lash out like a moron.” - Phish concert goer Phil Jackson

“Title-favored Arsenal.” Tell us Billy. How many dicks have you sucked that bleed Arsenal red? You’re too obvious man.

The last time the Dutch fell over that quickly they were opening doors for the Nazis.

The only time Depay has beaten anyone’s ass this season. Probably the biggest meh purchase in the EPL.

CAPCOM: Looking to the past and getting stuck there, indefinitely.

I assume these won’t be on the list of old games you just can’t stop repurchasing Jason?

And thus the Deadspin collective sat around at their work desks, measuring hands not set to purpose.

You say that as if you are 100% certain that no dog in history has ever perused Kotaku Mr. Plunkett. This is not something you can be sure of my friend. Beagles love Duck Hunt.

This!

Good point.