There are a lot of these “enemies” in the game. They show up as white on the minimap and I think they might be slaves or prisoners the other tribes use for work. Not sure. Many of them are women in the outposts.

Her “beauty marks” are putting holes in motherfuckers at 300 yards out. Mmmm murdering people in HD. So hot.

Looks like he’ll be relegated to grown men in his new prison league.

How the hell am I supposed to beat this game before Uncharted 4?! What an embarrassment of riches this April!

No. He’s doing some bits and bobs with Dragon’s Crown this month, then playing through DS III blind for his own enjoyment on playthrough 1 and uploading playthrough 2 for his channel. This is what I’ve gathered from his podcast.

“I’m played out like Atari! I must lash out like a moron.” - Phish concert goer Phil Jackson

“Title-favored Arsenal.” Tell us Billy. How many dicks have you sucked that bleed Arsenal red? You’re too obvious man.

The last time the Dutch fell over that quickly they were opening doors for the Nazis.

The only time Depay has beaten anyone’s ass this season. Probably the biggest meh purchase in the EPL.

CAPCOM: Looking to the past and getting stuck there, indefinitely.

I assume these won’t be on the list of old games you just can’t stop repurchasing Jason?

And thus the Deadspin collective sat around at their work desks, measuring hands not set to purpose.

You say that as if you are 100% certain that no dog in history has ever perused Kotaku Mr. Plunkett. This is not something you can be sure of my friend. Beagles love Duck Hunt.

This!

Good point.

Aww, Billy. Did you fall asleep in middle school science class? Jupiter buddy. The next planet back is Jupiter.

I refuse to complain about “free” games but it’s pretty obvious that Sony have made a hard swerve away from offering anything but small indies. This is fine but I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when they made that decision. Were they hemorrhaging money through this program or something?

Ha! White people.

I know it’s Shuhei on right now but this guy speaks better English than some of the nitwits I live around here in WI. Granted, it is WI, soooo.

Hah! What does a Gawker site love more than puns? Dick pics.