“My balls haven’t dropped yet but I’m worldly enough to know that you can’t trust anyone that doesn’t sound like a British frog with a dick in it’s mouth. Errr, wait, that came out wrong!”

Damnit. I had five bucks on “Talentless Hack.”

Fuck off. I love you.

I came for the cheeky PK but I stayed for the Ray Hudson assault on my eardrums. Magisterial.

There’s a Jimmy Fallon, too drunk to stand joke to be made here but I’ve got nothing.

I see a Skittle farm in his future. And lots of questions as to why he thinks that’s a thing.

Can anyone catch Leicester? Just the pimps in Thailand and more videos of Vardy being a charming racist.

One could stick a chip in a cup of cow spunk and call it dip. Semantics.

Grr, I kinda don’t want to star you. But damnit I will. +1

Buying good players for more than their market value doesn’t make your league good. Besides, they’ll all choke on the smog in less than 6 months and come begging back to Europe or Brazil.

So Miaza is a “thing” now on Deadspin? You are out of control Billy.

Entitlement and ease go hand in hand. And why would you assume I’m some dickish, anti-Obama crazy person?

If you think you are entitled to free art then you are an asshole.

“What is best in life?”

First and foremost, Mitch needs to apologize for that thing on his head that he calls “hair.”

Good luck to PS4 players. PSN is down today.

He’d fit right in as the star signing for Atlanta United. “What’s all this about Jim Crow then lads?”

Ha! “Draper, go home, you’re drunk.”

People went out of their way to e-mail you? Oh boy, that makes it all the more sweet.

I wonder how calculated Tim’s post was last night. Did he know just how many Deadspin nitwits would miss the snark about the Warriors “losing?” There is no karma in trolling your own readers but there sure is plenty of schadenfreude.