Sounds like somebody just got back from a good night of frog giggin.

Stunning and brave.

Maybe what you’re witnessing is Frank dragging home Steve, who had a little too much whiskey down by the port and needed a good old-fashioned bro rat to get him back to Marg and the three kids safely.

I hope Zidane runs this team into the ground and they barely qualify for the fucking Europa League.

A whole new meaning to the phrase “hot seat.”

And it’s 1-1 at half with Spurs dominating the game as a whole. So, respectfully, eat a dick Patrick.

The sporting world hasn’t seen a flop that well-executed since LeBron flopped his dong out on national TV.

And if they rely on a connection to PSN you’re shit out of luck cuz that old bag of dead Radio Shack parts is down.

Invalid. I demand a Best Video Game Pet Turtles of 2015 list. Outrage!

“A man who is perpetually cold, apparently.” Anyone know why he wears the baggy long sleeves all the time?

Strong blogging here Deadspin. Cuban in a Miami bar fight. Up next, Bills fan fucks a dog. Ho hum stuff here.

I did NOT mean to offend or disrespect any bundles of sticks or loose cigarettes

And dead last in the hearts of Thai hookers.

Picturing Verne Lundquist announcing this moment just gave me a very weird boner.

Well said. But I think history has proven that Billy’s over-inflated belief in Deulofeu is really just a thin shroud masking his true desire to take the Spaniard into his mouth. Tapas anyone?

You throw a ball around for a living you little shit. You are not a lion. You are a child.

Number one answer on the board!

Je suis Romo.

That turkey died a brave death for your enjoyment! Suck it up and chow down maggot.

Jared Lorenzen does blackface.