pukeoncornelius
PukeOnCornelius
pukeoncornelius

All it’s missing is a turn of the head to look over at the camera.

Hey, easy there. Most of the jackass basketball fans/rioters at UMD were from NY/NJ when I was there.

Pilot was no doubt the only one with any training on underwater egress.

God you’re a hack.

You diminish your “reporting” by referencing climate change when referring to a Nor’easter, which have been happening, I don’t know, for-fucking-ever.

I loved Kimba when I was a kid. The song is in my head right now.

Monkeys, typewriters...

The word is “jibe.” “Jive” is that language Mrs. Cleaver was translating in Airplane.

What fast food joint have you ever been in that was staffed with heads of household? All I see are teenagers and the occasional oldster.

Weren’t ATMs going to cause a crisis because all the bank employees would lose their jobs? I mean seriously, this is how business works: when government arbitrarily raises costs, companies have no choice but to examine the costs/benefits of the new paradigm and then act responsibly to maximize shareholder profits. So

Dude, seriously? A DOA PSU is something that “went horribly wrong?” First of all, if you plan on working on your own computers, get used to things like this. Second of all, clickbait.

At some point, Bagley is going to start getting called for all that hooking he does, which seems to be about 90% of his inside game. That game looked like yet another example of the refs appearing to be in that weasel Krisilonski’s pocket.

At least they knew who he was. Now THIS is a true man on the street:

It used to be bagels at Maryland. I vividly recall chants of, “WE WANT BAGELS!” thump, thump, thump-thump-thump...

You think exactly like I do. Have you served time on a military staff in D.C., too?

I took the family to OC a few years back for Columbus Day weekend. I thought it would be a peaceful, quiet, off-season fall weekend. It was a little more exciting than I had anticipated. The boys enjoyed the burnouts.

That mast isn’t broken. And sharks attacking the boat? I get the feeling there’s more to this story that will eventually come out. Or maybe they’re just WAFIs.

As minor delinquents in high school, my friends and I would occasionally siphon a few gallons of gas from neighborhood cars to keep our beaters running in times of economic austerity. Yada, yada, yada, who knew a Japanese-looking sedan would have a diesel engine? Karma.

I did a quick scan and didn’t see it here already, so, NNNNNEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSSS!!!