Colonel, dipshit.

I’m now going to have to try this.

Mazda5, making a hard left-hand u-turn while accelerating up a hill (something done daily at school drop-off), the anti-lock brakes would sometimes engage. Took several drives with a tech riding shotgun before it could be replicated. Tech pretty much threw up his hands and said, “Don’t accelerate while doing a u-turn.”

I believe what he’s saying is that when Obama did it, the media treated it as a welcomed respite for a busy President on the go, but when Trump does it, the same media treats it as if he’s somehow slacking. I think the main problem with his assessment is that he thinks Deadspin is some kind of upstanding beacon of…

Meh. Reagan called Nancy “mommy” and I’ve found I call my wife “mama,” even when the kids aren’t around, because it’s what you get used to. Not out at dinner though...

Judging by what I’m seeing on TV, they must’ve all commuted in early. And that’s an awful lot of “paid extras.”

Or foreplay.

I was heading to the first tee at Spanish Bay back in ‘08, when I almost ran into Tom Colicchio walking back in from said first tee. The missus and I watch Top Chef religiously, so I instantly recognized him and greeted him with a cheery, “Hey Chef!” To which the motherfucker sneered and grunted, like I had just…

I saw a Navy A-6 demonstrate this technique once, too.

Saw them front row center at Merriweather Post Pavilion in 1989. Sugarcubes and PiL opened. Man, I’m old.