pukeoncornelius
PukeOnCornelius
pukeoncornelius

I believe it was the last name of an MLB pitcher back in the 80's maybe? At least that’s the best I got without resorting to Google.....

Immaculate Ejection”

This is a stupid take by someone who CLEARLY doesn’t have all of the facts and is just spewing assumptions out of their ass. There is AUDIO READILY AVAILABLE of the radio communications between the emergency responders, including one of them LITERALLY saying he was going to drive onto the bridge to get the workers as

The key card is concerning.

No info on the F/A-18 bit? Is this a joint venture with McDonnell Douglas...

Its like an inch and a half, youre an idiot. 

I don’t recline, but you are wrong.  As long as its a feature, no one is a monster for using it.

As he is in the last row, which typically has zero recline, he most likely opted for the absolute cheapest flight cost possible. You get what you pay for.

People Have Finally Had Enough of Seeing Kylie Jenner’s Cars

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be

So, what you’re saying is that something in Gilroy stinks.

I have a hard time imagining that anyone would willingly choose the USMNT after spending a week getting to know the USSF’s leadership and their golden boy coaching wunderkind Greggggggggg Berhalter.

I have an incredibly hard time imagining that someone who is good enough to start for the Oranje and was born and raised in the Netherlands would instead choose the clownshow that is the USMNT.

You mean massacre; China has all the sticks, and won’t hesitate to use them.

This time Bordeaux were the club Neymar had to rescue PSG from, and he did so just in time:

One of the Tulsa kids ran forward but turned his back to save his face. Had he gone forward, he would have blocked it.

It’s nice that you didn’t actually read my (remarkably short) comment. The climate crisis is an existential crisis, the focus on Greta Thunburg is a vanity project (whether primarily by credulous media, or by her, or most likely by an ad hoc self-reinforcing bit of both, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯).

Politicians have to pander to teens. “Oh, they’re the future. How, how wonderful.” I get it. It’s stupid, but I get it.

To see grown adults pandering to teens, is awful. If you think I’m going to listen to a 15 year old tell me about “climate science”, you can eat a thousand zebra dicks.

BTW, I very much believe in

“There were valid concerns opinions about the way Tesla approached the ‘Ring record”

Y’all were bashing Tesla and this attempt for an entire week about this. gg