My local Papa John’s has whole roasted garlic as a topping choice.

I love how this article generated a lot of comments from people yelling “you are an idiot if you overdo ot on edibles, just read the dosage amount and go slow moron!”

Did you just repost this entire freaking article as a comment?

If you would’ve tipped 39%, then for sure you would be a freeloader.

Try a spoonful of vanilla ice cream, you can then sip at the coffee around the floating, melting ice cream. Hot, cold, sweet and bitter all in one sip.

Never buy Old Pork’s Farm brand of Gein’s rinds either.

They fry them up in a big copper cauldron at the farmers market, and they have about ten different flavors. They even have sugar and cinnamon.

I blame the pig for being made of tasty tasty meat.

No in this case you can’t just get one for being a rewards member, but there is a slim chance you could be upgraded.

At the turn of the century Crown Royal offered a personalized bottle.

I feel bad for your keyboard.

You do not get to control the ratios this is a DIP!!!

Wind was basically started by dinosaur farts and now it has been blowing around the world for millions of years.

Pure redneck genius magic, that and meth

No there are a series of 10 really tiny calipers hidden behind the spokes of the rims and in this system the discs stay stationary and the calipers rotate as to always stay hidden behind the spokes, they are a bitch to service. 

Oh, avocado. Will we never know peas?

“because as Almond found out from his interview with confectioner Russ Sifers, they can’t be transported by air or anywhere over the Rockies—the filling inside causes the candy to rupture at high altitudes.”

“Note: I’ve never seen chicken fat for sale in the average supermarket”

Everyone who has a rewards card at their local supermarket.

How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray