Sorry, Oreos already used pop rocks to simulate the fizz in their cherry cola flavor.

Update: This story happened a few years back, but just recently I found myself in the position of apologizing again. Mr. Pukejet is a very stable and mellow person, but the other day I uncharacteristically snapped and bit somebody’s head off. (Not literally.)

Ketchup is ok tomatoes are disgusting, this is the only correct take.

Mr. Pukejet is a very honest person, however drunk Mr. Pukejet is a master at justification. My favorite dive bar did a special of 10 drinks for $10. A buddy and I are enjoying our drinks on the back patio. We have a nice stack of glasses going and he mentions to me that he thinks that they are pretty cool. I set them …

OK, let’s do an experiment, I want you to go to Wal-Mart and steal a $950 item and see if you wind up friends with the manager.

Yes I really do need to see the inside of these, how else do I know that pepperoni and meatballs are not the names of two puppies?

“Taco Tuesday” was trademarked to Taco John’s.

I fully get the analogy, so it is you i find dumb.

“But in defense of the Winnebago”

No, I really love cholesterol that why I eat a shit ton of it

Do this to the eggs or the butter?

How about just not lying to your kids?

It reads: “Jim Spanfeller is a herb”

Imagine a world where those kids would find open cars with nothing of value inside.

“just lock your doors so they go look in someone else’s neighborhood.”

Locked or unlocked? Isn’t there a third option of keeping a pit bull in the passenger seat?

“Most thieves will move on to an unlocked car.”

“I’ve heard the logic that some people prefer an unlocked car to a broken window”

I say this straight up theft

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