“Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.”

Thanks mom

“you are allowed to eat less you know?”

OH YEAH!!!

I have a daughter that while making a cake took the instructions to “mix by hand” literally 

Dear Kinja,

Is a hot dog a sammich?

Ya think?

Giant Meteor has my vote

You mean horsey sauce?

Except when you deal with utter stupidity. I was in a deli one time and the cashier asked me if I wanted a drink. I looked at the three cup sizes and told her I would like a medium. She hands me the smallest size cup and I said “no, a medium.” She replied “that is a medium.” “Well, I ask her what size is the cup in the…

And please dont get me started on “boneless chicken wings” it is very much a trigger for me.

There is a great podcast about planned obsolescence on NPR one by the way.

Don’t get me started on how to ask for “Horsey Sauce” at Arby’s without feeling stupid. 

Did you take that picture with a smartphone per chance?

That kid brought his own painting rock from home. (There are no guarantees of finding a good one in the wild)

Those were some risky puns, you pulled them off wonderfully, though I still think you could’ve been a little boulder.

Wow triggered by something so small as the word “furbaby” and this case “feline child” gives me the impression that you a very miserable person.

Awww, I love a good love story, but the whole not puking part at the end was very anticlimactic. 

Oh we know better, it’s just our economic reality that we live in that makes Red Lobster a “nice night out”