From the Huey Lewis song “Bad is bad”

That picture literally made my mouth water

“he’d get half again more than his usual take-home during the month of December.”

Calling out someone who very well may have been employed in the this area and knows what they are talking about, now THAT is a weird flex, but okay.

Unfortunately the one I bought, (yes I bought just one, I have plenty of apples) had been refrigerated in a cold store that evidently had a problem as it had a chemical/ammonia taste.

I put Pjs in my rotation, because they have roasted garlic as a topping option.

Where I live to dining room is open until midnight, the drive-thru is 24 hours

Meanwhile on the other side of Kennewick

This is how I send my kid to school on the first day of school every year

We need to throw comments w all caps in that trope trash can too

Dammit, I work at an orchard that has more than 25 varieties of apples and I found a cosmic crisp in the store yesterday and was going to bring it in to work today for us to try it, when I read this article I realized I forgot out at home.

Try telling that to Luther Burbank.

A bit different, but I once tipped $50 on two $3 beers.

Best take yet, I do not have enough stars.

“That server hardly earned $80 carrying around the same number of plates compared the the server at Denny’s who only made $10"

“Or you could just pay them properly like any other industry”

SLOP IT!!!!! These puns are sty-fling me to death!

You will rarely find a used UPS truck for sale in the wild due to this.

Sooo...all UPS employees are clearly mistaken idiots...what kind of hiring filter produces this?

Three rights equals one left