Hey give the intern a pop. 

Then where is the lamb stew hut, or all of the corned beef and cabbage resteraunt chains? 

I would like to see a cube of pizza

If all goes well for your bachelor party, you will be the John at some point. 

“WHY DO YOU THINK BREWERIES AND TAPROOMS SERVER THEIR BEER IN GLASSES AT ROOM TEMPERATURE?!?!”

I drink hipster tears, mixed with freezer funk out of a butterchurn. 

I heard alot of the bars in northern California are filled with smoke too.

I used to find tabasco peppers in vinegar gram the brand Tappeys. Does this brand have the white little cap with the hole in it? 

I google it and evidently they contain meat. 

“They are a salty, greasy, unhealthy mess.”

https://mashable.com/article/dont-put-garlic-in-vagina/

I love how this came in my news feed a day late...all I can hear is that ski lift operator say is "yeahhh man you should've been here yesterday the snow was great!"

Fun fact: In the woman’s prisons they cut up the hot dogs before serving them

“Typically a restaurant is at best paying exactly what you do for them. Frequently more.”

“I can’t see a reason for a hot dog not to be a sandwich.”

I slice my watermelon Gallagher style, with a sledgehammer. 

My parents rule was you can pick two food items you don’t have to eat, you are eating everything else.

“Well someone had a terrible idea..."

Your ideas conflict with my plan to build a dome. 

This is 100% on the resteraunt. I order maybe what once a week, once every other week? They process what 100s of orders a day. Their proficiency should be way better than mine