Now I am going to have to look up unicorn porn. 

People who don't like bacon have no soul. This is a proven scientific fact. 

Thats Mr. Absolute Drunk Ass Clown to you. 

You mean you could actually see me? Last time I trust that wizard. 

Starred for “don’t make me squint at the taps”

Dude, my lawsuit regarding baby powder has been in litigation for years.

Youre only tipping an imaginary $20? C’mon at least pretend to tip $50.

Well your comment got me to stop and think a little different. 

These people otter be ashamed of themselves. 

I grew some Carolina Reaper peppers last year and during the super boring bowl halftime we played deviled egg roulette.

I think Tom was my third step-dad. 

I will share a pizza with whoever buys it. 

Former resident of San Jose here, I worked at Mel Cotton’s for years.

This exactly. I worked at Kmart as seasonal help and everyone got paid in cash. Everyweek a little old lady would wheel a cart through the store, ask you for your name, pull out an envelope of cash with your name on it and have you sign for it. Granted this was 30years ago, but today I have a part time job growing…

Sounds all fine and well until your bank tries to stop you from legitimate purchase because “it’s for your own protection” or wants to hold onto 120% of your transaction because you might add a tip when I usually tip in cash.

60 go to 10

I think that's exactly what Robert Atkins said. 

Every year on Thanksgiving I enjoy a nice slice of deep dish pumpkin pizza. 

Fried pickles, grilled asparagus, baked beans, onion rings, cole slaw...these are among many correct answers.

Where I live we have two KFC’s one is a KFC/A&W combo the other is a KFC/Taco Bell combo.