This is truly where there should be a wall built. 

First ask your girlfriend if she is into it. Jk

Frog baseball

Frog baseball

a car blog that gets a lot of traffic... 

Unformed chicken fetuses, doesnt sound that good either that’s why we call them eggs.

steak

What is the band name? 

What will be the band name? 

Gas is like driving a Ferrari, you can go as fast as you want, then stop on a dime.

When it was my week to order I always ordered Dickie’s BBQ.

And maybe some fries put in to white house cups.

So you put them on a sheet pan in the oven and then “stir” every 10 minutes?

I don't know this family, but I will do this next March 14th.

I SAW what you did there.

Mine is

Stress is very unhealthy, that is why I don't care. 

Meanwhile at your local carniceria...

Yikes,when it gets into that price range I am digging that shit up and replacing it myself.

That, and time travel 

Mama didn't buy you Lucky Charms when you were a kid, I can tell by the resentment.