Really? You live in the US and ask why we can't have nice things? 

I personally feel that the pie you eat at thanksgiving is a deep dish pumpkin pizza. 

You put sauerkraut on your hamberders? Intrigued. 

I am going to go on the opposite direction (positive) and mention a candy bar that I love, but is hard to find in the states, a violet crumble.

I remember der Wienerschnitzel had shaker fries years ago as well. 

Humong-ass beer. 

Well actually, no one has literally died from boredom.

Then we should start a club. 

So you don’t vote because you have better things to do?

I heard Jerry Seinfeld is looking at purchasing these cars. 

And early aeroplanes crashed alot.

Yeah, I assumed GM has their own pumps, but if you break down why pull in next to a pump?

Deep dish apple pizza

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald’s_Restaurants

“It’s always good to form an opinion without knowing all the details.”

*Steam engine explodes*

If this a mile from the proving grounds why was it pulled to get gas?

Peak Delaware pizza is like saying Milli Vanilli is peak 80s music. 

Shut the frunk up! 

Thank god we have metric money.