He was her beard

Trump was just doing his Trillballins impression

He did just make his most delusional tweet ever about an hour ago.

Whether its public or private is not up to him, he was subpoenaed. But the full transcript will be available within 24 hours

You forgot to add that, according to the unimpeachable source that is “Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura”, he was directly involved in the assassination of JFK

America’s point guard? He’s Australian

Jesus Fucking Christ, you just killed me sir. Have a dozen stars

More Aussies in more movies

Owning a white supremacist with his own DNA

You don know where CA-22 is, don’t you? You do know how far that is from where this was shot? And you are aware of the type people that live in rural CA?

He knows Mueller is on his ass and he’s been watching too much TV again

I’m no fan of Taylor Swift the person, but Beyonce wishes she had a tenth of the talent that Swift has. 20 songwriters, 20 producers and a lot more marketing and PR people don’t make you talented

Jason Isbell is a fucking national treasure

He couldn’t remember he didn’t serve in Vietnam, so don’t be surprised

He’s an addict, he is just moving from alcohol addiction to a fitness addiction. Others become adrenaline addicts (eg Rob Lowe), religious addicts, work addicts, ec

Don’t worry, you are not missing much. Just think of it as soccer, with the handball rule gone, no offside, bigger goals and rewards for missing.

“Sober for October”? I suspect Octsober is too easy.

Wait, Ronaldo is into chicks?

Racist Detroit cop? They already made a movie about him

DENNIS: So, wait, she’s sayin’ this is your son?

MAC: I don’t know. Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me, Charlie.

CHARLIE: I know! I know it. There’s, like, no way that this is possible.

DEE: Well, did you have sex with her?

CHARLIE: Yeah.

DEE: Okay. Did you use birth control?

MAC: Oh, Dee, we went to Catholic school, so…