I was at work while listening to this and had to look around to make sure we were all alive. It was one of those unbelievable moments. If someone had come told me that this country had collectively died and gone to hell, I would have believed them.

This new engine is amazing! It will revolutionize the industry with new expectations for mpg across the board.

little known fact: Bartolo Colon has undergone 2 Jimmy Johns surgeries.

The thing about a grand jury is that they almost always indict. Every. Time.

As scarred as Plunkett is, he says he wants the NFL to do what it can to start making football safer so the sport doesn’t disappear.

I missed the cutoff for WYTS submissions, so just let me add this:

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

Thank Jebus for the ACLU. Since the Dems seem to be pushing abortion rights and access to the back burner, their work becomes even harder and more important. They aren’t a perfect organization, but at least they aren’t craven sellouts.

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

I love it! I want it. Now what about those oars I need to utilize the kayak properly.

I love it! I want it. Now what about those oars I need to utilize the kayak properly.

From Here to Eternity was a film adaptation of a fantastic novel by James Jones. It won the National Book Award and is considered a classic — the Modern Library board put it on the 100 best novels of the 20th Century list.

You could say the driver was blindsided

There was his stint as a truther, right? And wasn’t he on Tiger Blood for a while? And the multiple porn star girlfriends? And the drug abuse? And kinda sorta antisemitism? Then the AIDS?

Somewhat unrelated, but we are now getting to the age where younger people don’t remember 9/11, and I’m finding it so weird. September 11th literally changed the direction of my entire life (I’m 31), and when just-out-of-college co-workers look at me like I’m a dinosaur when I say I was in Iraq, I can’t get my head…

There will be many over the years. It took about twelve years for the first blockbuster about Pearl Harbor (From Here to Eternity, 1953), and they’ve been grinding that tragedy out about every five years since.

It’s so weird to me when I hear about the areas that worship 9/11 but hate New York and what it’s supposed to stand for.

The only people who want this live in places in the US that terrorists would never consider attacking.

Fifth inning, one out.