Just your daily reminder of why being able to tell the difference between real news and fake news is important: President Gaslight doing his best to remind us that, no, it’s not his administration’s corruption and lack of transparency and cooperation with a hostile power that’s a threat to democracy. No! It’s any news…

Here’s one more.

Wait until he takes a match with Vlad The Impeacher. That will be epic.

NBC wants me to turn off adblocker to see two guys get their balls near each other? What is this 1990's cable?

Eh, call me when he wins the Dubai; Slavery Free Irish Open.

“War-a. War-a never-a changes.”

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

I need to look up how snakes poop and what the poop looks like because I have never seen it happen and it’s making me uncomfortable to think about.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

I think he’d make a great tag team partner with Unprincipled Pragmatist.

Jake 2020

Everyone in America should read the book. Right now... I’ll wait. Ok then. The most important part is the book-within-the-book:

Unrelated to this specific article...

It won’t though. Pride isn’t a political statement anymore, it’s a product. Packaged as yet another way for companies to sell shit so that the social media generation can buy it and show how tolerant and accepting they are.

What really grinds my gears is that “vajazzling” isn’t even anatomically correct. Pubic-region-jazzling just doesn’t have the same ring, though. Vulvazzling would be more painful if true to its name but it’s also a very good word. Pros and cons.

Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

+9.7 Wags Above Replacement

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

I have difficulty discerning between all the horrifying things going on during this administration.