“...with Russia, so chances are your restaurant waitress will be be a Russian in her late teens to early twenties. And your credit card info is likely to be stolen...”

the sound the grape lady makes after she falls is forever burned into my brain.

According to Berhe, Wright paid the $632.08 fare and a $300 tip. Maybe just rent a car next time?

I tell ya...

So many good beers from Belgium, and the world embraces Stella....

Rage, rage against the calling of the last.

It’s the only sane way to face it. *raises glass*

In 2000, the average age of a pro wrestling viewer was 28. Now it’s 54

*Looks at headline*

I guess “older people getting stupider, see also 2016 election” is a more depressing headline.

Susan’s mom perhaps should have been more specific when she told her before she left for the night, “If you meet a guy, make sure you use protection.”

No instructions or link to what specific commands to use?

Nice article you have there.

1) Is the article supposed to end where it does? It seems very abrupt, and as if there is no conclusion. What’s there is good, though.

Did this story get posted before the rest was ready or something? I feel like it ends 25% of the way through.

Not since the heady days of the Montreal Expos has a baseball team been this much of a joke with its attendance.

I swore I would never, ever believe Lebron could top Jordan as the greatest of all time, but if he can win this series, I think that discussion would be legitimate. I sincerely hope he does it.

So Prime Lebron vs. Prime Jordan - who is the better basketball player? I am leaning towards Lebron but there are tons of variables. I do feel in a 1-on-1 game, Lebron wins, but that’s largely an irrelevant scenario (and impossible).

Yes, you vote Repub, then you’re slitting your own throat. Duh.

So I’m pretty sure Steve Kerr has been suffering from a non-healing cerebrospinal fluid leak that was a complication from his spine surgery. Its not common, but they do happen from time to time during spine surgery. Typically, a stitch or two and lying flat for 24-48 hours does the trick. When it becomes a chronic…