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Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

I’m a Pats fan and I cannot understand for the life of me how that wasn’t a touchdown. Never mind a fumble through the endzone and a touchback.

It’s funny how everyone just quit at the same time. It’s as if they all thought “No big deal, nothing bad will happen. We don’t need to try anymore.” But then suddenly, all at once it’s like they realized, “Oh my god. This is a disaster. How could we have let this happen?” But try as they might, it was too late. They…

Remember those simple salad days when he was just accusing his predecessor of wire tapping him? Or perhaps the Bowling Green Massacre? Those events seem like eons ago. There is no bottom, we are just going to keep plunging into the abyss.

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen…

We’ve informally reached out to a few people who work in TV news who confirm there isn’t a specific hard break until the end of the hour. This break occurred during the show’s first half.

McAdoo about nothing.

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

Oh I’ve seen this a few times. This, the Clinton one, and the Michael Jackson “homosexual pedophile” one are all amazing. Everything Norm does just kills me, I don’t know why.

And here’s the greatest hits!

Football is just too God damn slow, and with too many breaks for it to be really entertaining without announcers. But it’s probably not much different than being at the game.

“All the stuff I’ve done in my career,” Don Ohlmeyer once told an ESPN interviewer, “and that’s what I’m going to be remembered for. It serves me right.”

I know right?

BMW forgot the kidney is part of the grille, not the grille.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

This was always going to be a shitty week given that DACA was rescinded. But as a Pats fan who lives on St Thomas, and who hasn’t heard from anyone in 24 hours, has no idea if his office or home are still standing, and has no idea when he can go home, this is pretty much the only thing in my life that I’m going to…

As a Stephen King fan, the only question I ever want to ask the man is ‘Why did you decide that the way to defeat evil was a child gang bang? Why?’

It is amazing to me how consistently these motherfuckers can screw up difficult situations that need even the tiniest bit of a soft touch and any consideration whatsoever for the players, or really anything besides the money, involved.

Fucking weather, getting in the way of our football! GOD DAMNIT