Man, Kinja Deals really fucked up by missing these!

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Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

I’m a Pats fan and I cannot understand for the life of me how that wasn’t a touchdown. Never mind a fumble through the endzone and a touchback.

It’s funny how everyone just quit at the same time. It’s as if they all thought “No big deal, nothing bad will happen. We don’t need to try anymore.” But then suddenly, all at once it’s like they realized, “Oh my god. This is a disaster. How could we have let this happen?” But try as they might, it was too late. They…

So Chinese officials initially said it would come down between October 2017 and April 2018 but a Harvard scientist now claims its decay rate has accelerated so that it’s actually going to come down at the exact time previously predicted?

I still can’t believe we live in a time where mountains of irrefutable evidence of the kind of horror and barbarism that came as a direct result of nazism can exist, and people can look at it, actively deny it, do absolutely nothing about the ideology’s resurgence, or worse, suggest it’s an ideology worth protecting.

F…

Remember those simple salad days when he was just accusing his predecessor of wire tapping him? Or perhaps the Bowling Green Massacre? Those events seem like eons ago. There is no bottom, we are just going to keep plunging into the abyss.

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen…

We’ve informally reached out to a few people who work in TV news who confirm there isn’t a specific hard break until the end of the hour. This break occurred during the show’s first half.

McAdoo about nothing.

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

So install an ad blocker and whitelist the sites you visit regularly. If any of them display the kinds of ads you don’t like, remove them from your whitelist.

Oh I’ve seen this a few times. This, the Clinton one, and the Michael Jackson “homosexual pedophile” one are all amazing. Everything Norm does just kills me, I don’t know why.

And here’s the greatest hits!

Football is just too God damn slow, and with too many breaks for it to be really entertaining without announcers. But it’s probably not much different than being at the game.

“All the stuff I’ve done in my career,” Don Ohlmeyer once told an ESPN interviewer, “and that’s what I’m going to be remembered for. It serves me right.”

I know right?

BMW forgot the kidney is part of the grille, not the grille.