“No.”
Waiting for a retraction...

C’mon, man. “Someone on Twitter” is your secondary source, as it’s clear “Alexa, Google seasons for me” was your primary. Seriously, not one quote from a respected scientific source on the record? I mean, I don’t mind the typos, but how did the content cross your editor’s desk favorably in the first place?

Can anyone estimate where that puts their total production? The quarter after they hit 200,000 total vehicles the federal tax incentive begins to be cut down.

Also, Trump.

SOYBEAN WIND

So with reference to the Italian flag, I’m trusting in your copy that “B for effort” means Benito Mussolini?

The video board reading “to report any issues or concerns during the game...” is the best part.

I worked at that Manassas facility as a Lockheed subcontractor for about half a year as a systems administrator, finally leaving in February of this year. I was in the ASW lab where they do SONAR for pretty much all of the fleet as well as several international countries. That Area 51 suite is just outside that lab.…

It would be moving forward with its own adblocker beginning in 2018

I guess now he’s the Zodiac Sperm Killer

Just play the shit Friday night so NFL Network can get some bonus filler. I’m sure both teams are going to be happy about playing sixteen straight weeks without a bye.

So...no sewer orgy?

Nothing more needs to be said.

TS/SCI holder here. The OPM breach was bad - my wife and I (she’s Public Trust but is a Federal Civilian Worker) both got the free identity protection they offered. I hope they figure out something for this.

Did anyone else notice the character of Mike Hanlon doesn’t seem to appear in these? 

Hilarious irony: they ripped PR video straight from the Raytheon website for use in this. Look at 1:51 - that’s a Standard Missile 3 (SM-3) exiting its launch tube on the foredeck of a US cruiser. SM3 is used to intercept medium- and intermediate-range ballistic missiles. I worked SM-3 and THAAD flight tests for four…

For real, can anyone point us to participating theaters, like where I should enter my ZIP code? The Zendesk FAQ site seems to be referencing something that doesn’t exist.

Did this press conference really happen or are we all having a stroke?

BREAKING: leaked transcript from Saturday’s presser. Q: “Mr. President, are Nazis bad?” A: “Give me 48 hours to think it over. I’ll get back to you”

I work on Capitol Hill at the Senate. I desperately feel that we are fucked. A statement from President Truman on August 6, 1945: