“No.”
Waiting for a retraction...

Can anyone estimate where that puts their total production? The quarter after they hit 200,000 total vehicles the federal tax incentive begins to be cut down.

Also, Trump.

SOYBEAN WIND

So with reference to the Italian flag, I’m trusting in your copy that “B for effort” means Benito Mussolini?

The video board reading “to report any issues or concerns during the game...” is the best part.

I guess now he’s the Zodiac Sperm Killer

Just play the shit Friday night so NFL Network can get some bonus filler. I’m sure both teams are going to be happy about playing sixteen straight weeks without a bye.

So...no sewer orgy?

Nothing more needs to be said.

Did anyone else notice the character of Mike Hanlon doesn’t seem to appear in these? 

Did this press conference really happen or are we all having a stroke?

BREAKING: leaked transcript from Saturday’s presser. Q: “Mr. President, are Nazis bad?” A: “Give me 48 hours to think it over. I’ll get back to you”

Damn, Darrel’s note hit me hard.

50 to 1 she’s a Trump supporter.

I mean, it’s cool, but who carries regular keys anymore? I have a Schlage Camelot (keypad) front door. I carry two keyfobs for vehicles (a Mazda and a Mercedes). Nothing else on my ring.

I mean, it’s cool, but who carries regular keys anymore? I have a Schlage Camelot (keypad) front door. I carry two…

Good piece, Dan. Vice was there too and had a good bit on it:

Me too. I’m 37 now and few of my coworkers - most of them young - don’t know what I went into defense straight out of college the Summer of 2002 and have never left.

Solution: don’t have kids.

“Lordy, I hope there are tapes.”