Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

This...this is the best blog Deadspin has had all year. Remi is a good boy.

It should be noted that Officer Palladino attempted to shoot Tiger, but his Asian and Caucasian sides refused to move out of the way.

WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! (and they’re all in the pool with him)

Mr Pence: Ha, you see that honey (casually elbows her in the ribs)

Robinette was removed from the graduation lineup

“How can we sure it was filled with rain, and not the bodies of people murdered by the Clintons?” - Sean Hannity

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

He could trim the budget, but then they wouldn’t get bowl games.

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

They’re gone, man. You don’t want the suits back after they’ve been at the Furry convention.

The NBA should honestly be embarrassed by this season and postseason. This is what happens when a culture of super teams is established. I know a lot of that started with players wanting to team up (Celtics Big 3, Lebron with the Heat and Cavs) but the league didn’t do anything to stop it, you could even go so far as…

Not to be overlooked in this, is Twin Peaks has one of the top 5 theme songs of all time (behind Cheers, right there with M.A.S.H., ahead of Roseanne)

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

I’m a little confused. They’re a queer band called “Power Bottom”, but the lead singer is a straight male who may have sexually assaulted a straight woman?

These motherfuckers are all a bunch of traitorous bastards who deserve to be locked up. In a world in which “justice” was anything more than a marketing slogan, they would be. 

For a liberal hero, this is the weakest possible endorsement of impeachment possible.

Multiple brain injuries, you say?