Nah. Duncan’s the face. He should be president. Pop is more of a Leo McGarry type. He should run the campaign and be chief of staff.

Just like your mother, Trebek!

That’s odd. When I’m too drunk, my wife tends to put me on the physically unable to perform list.

You should see their Black History Month pizza. It’s cut into five slices, but they only put three in the box.

Let's combine two shitty things together!

Hugely likeable guy.
Great career; got his ring, got his money.
Quit when you’re ahead and you’re healthy.

Respect.

Here, me: I make the coaching motions with my noise mouth. The brain is where I live. I am crouched on the rim of the sun, observing humanity. I am the potato lotus, flowing. My beams are the beams of my teams, shining into their humanity from benches and boxes. Will I teach them the secrets of the trapezoid? I will…

I wonder if he could hear Jay Leno making jokes on the other side of the curtain when he decided to walk off.

I’ve found that positions that hire through a temp agency hide almost everything other than the minimum job requirements. Salary and the name of the hiring company are almost always a secret for the first couple of interviews. Fields that hire a permanent full-time position up front probably have to provide more…

I dig Pewdiepie. I have never seen a single “let’s play” of his. I don’t get it. However, i have seen a vlog of his, and i saw that video of him talking about his income - and of course these interviews (the one on Colbert too) - i like him. His content might not be for me, but man he seems so down to earth, and his…

This is complete garbage and we shouldnt stand for it!!! Oh wait is this Womens Soccer. Meh, who cares. Call me when the olympics happen and I might watch the finals. Maybe, depends on whats on at the time.

Found one more:

Forgot one.

There are a lot of really appalling things about this story that I’m sure will be hashed over a lot; I want to ask about the valet. Is there a reasonable expectation that his bosses should provide him with an official protocol in that situation? I’ve never been in those shoes, but it seems like almost anything there…

This is great, but how about the NFL’s creepy insistance that I have unprotected sex after the game?

I can’t remember exactly who it was or what blog post it was, but recently on Deadspin a writer wrote something along the lines of:

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

The sound was TERRIBLE. I couldn’t hear any of them singing clearly.

In Peyton’s defense, Papa John probably tastes better than his pizza.