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Obviously PTSD. He saw number #94 diving after the ball and checked out.

As a American who loves to play and and watch rugby, and who loves deadspin, I am always happy to see rugby highlights on deadspin. Especially seeing former teammates and opponents during the RWC. But this is shit Timmy. Absolute shit. You are doing the sport a disservice.

Wing Bowl Last Place Finisher -

P.S. Remember that time he fuckin’ fired that guy at the airport tarmac. So awesome!

Why the hell wasn’t your shirt and dance game on point?

I prefer to make my alcoholic soda pop the old-fashioned way: Southern Comfort and Dr. Pepper in a gas station styrofoam fountain cup.

As far as non-alcoholic ginger beers go, I ride and die with Fever Tree.

“That’s not so bad.”

“That certainly looks bad...”

In the long run this is probably good for the Girl Scouts’ careers since none of them will have to risk a lifelong back injury sleeping on that awful field.

Look I know everyone wants to make this about “corporate greed” but I think Jed York is a pretty classy guy for not imposing a bunch of houseguests on Jim Tomsula.

The report claimed that the team released him in November because of “a combination of issues,” including “signs of mental instability.”

A Guinness or a Tree House Julius (the top-rated IPA in the U.S.) will run you 200 or more calories a can.

I am the Semen King

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

Or maybe, just maybe he was a horrible Mayor, followed by being a somehow worse Governor.

What a class act. And thoughtful.

“If that is not practical, then I direct that my executors shall arrange for my remains to be cremated and my ashes scattered in Bali,” the will continued”

Like others have said his gifts to his assistant and son’s nanny show what a decent dude he more than likely was.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.