+4 dead in Ohio

I thought it was Kent State that had the awful shooting. Isn’t that why they’re called the Golden Flashes?

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

The major question, of course, is whether L.A. has enough apathy to support two teams rather than just one.

The 294 people who saw this were deeply moved.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

Thank you for reminding me of “GOURANGA!”

Historically, the NFL (and every other professional sports league) has been reticent to let a team move to Las Vegas because the city allows gambling, but that position seems to be weakening. The NFL, NBA, and soon MLB have regular season games in London, where sports betting is everywhere. The NHL is reportedly…

Places to watch an NFL game ranked:

Not only is Ticket Exchange a scam, but once you sell your tickets on the NFL’s approved website, you are still responsible for what happens in your seats. We sold our Ravens tickets through it one, and the completely random person who bought them got drunk and kicked out of the stadium. Since the PSL license is ours,…

The prosecution will build its case on the word of one informant.

Work should be on that list.

Hey! That’s the lock code on my luggage!

Mind you, here’s the promo image the Clippers tweeted out yesterday morning...

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

ESPN’s NBA landing page during the game:

As I patriots fan, we lost because our offensive line got manhandled. I don’t have a problem with any of his decisions. Hopefully we’ll be better next year.

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