“Upon what meat, doth this, our arena footballer, feed?”

GOP: national champions in trifling bitch-rants and bodyslamming reporters. This is the face of the party.

This is a very good dog. This pup reminds me of our Peaches, pictured above, who we adopted. We did the DNA test out of curiosity and it said she’s an F1 (first generation) cross between a Doberman and a Pit Bull. She’s a total love bug.

Was Jeff Sessions in Chicago on Tuesday by any chance?

Lifelong Marylander here. I’ve been to Ocean City many times and went to college just about 30 minutes away from it. It’s got its charm, in its own way. If you’re in DC/MD/NoVA you could do a lot worse. I’ve also been down to the VA and NJ beaches lotsa times and it’s just a different vibe.

This feels like the part in the assisted-living facility TV spot where one of the grown-up kids narrates: “and that was the day we knew Dad couldn’t go it alone any longer”.

Americans that watch MSM haven’t received real news in over a year.

I work in the Senate, on Capitol Hill. If any DCers are here, Union Pub (201 Massachusetts Ave NE) is giving away a round on the house for every time 45 Tweets during testimony.

Ah, so:

This is cool. Some years ago a coworker hooked me up with a guy who buys at auctions (the big one in Mainheim, PA - retail, not police). For a few percent commission, I got to become his employee for the day. Lots of fun. We went to the High-line show with has all sorts of cars and SUVs. I got a 2007 Mercedes CLS550…

The Trump saga, which at first seemed a tale of GOP narcissism, isn’t just a lesson in schadenfreude, it’s also about hideous corruption and exploitation. Hopefully, when all is said and done, it will also be a lesson in accountability.

Lamy Safari pen, I got mine right here. Real recognize real.

Yeah, one of our pugs has had UTI a couple times. Blood in urine, all that. It comes and goes, and thankfully is rare.

Union Station is part of my daily commute. There are bums everywhere. I bet at least a few of them fapped to this.

Yes, very. This came from Israel, which means Trump likely burned a HUMINT source that was handled by Mossad. If I was putting money on it, I’d say Mossad gave it to CIA and it made its way to the PDB.

This is fucking insane.

Fucking Trumpkin. You guys have a hardcore aversion to facts, don’t you?

That Cena PSA is superb. He really is that affable.

Christ, a “Saturday Night Massacre” just a bit more than 100 days in.

BUT HER EMAILS