Good work - ethical research and reporting.

This is an exceptionally well-sourced article, second perhaps only to that WaPo piece from March which had 18(!) separate WH sources.

Tell me about it, fuck. Just watching this and remembering from so long ago...

+4 hoof dogsnacks

Bud Light...the AHCA of beers.

sudo make me a sandwich

He’s charged with Droning While Black

and we were in the Capitol.

Sounds easier on the shooters, but I’d be leery of a single shot to the chest doing the job consistently.

Godwin’s Rule in 5...4...3...2...

Just wait until DHS starts publishing a newsletter highlighting crimes by immigrants. WaPo had a good piece on this back in early March: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/03/02/adolf-hitler-also-published-a-list-of-crimes-committed-by-groups-he-didnt-like/

Have to argue the firing squad point. Five shooters, with one randomly assigned a blank, so they all have plausible deniability.

60 Minutes had a great piece this past Sunday on Judge Alex Kozinski where he argued this point even more forcefully (worth watching the whole segment): http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/the-judge/ 

I mean, I’d happily do whatever MLS players do for $53,004.

Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you for your eight years and thank you for today. If one young person gets inspired by watching this, we have hope. 

He is also unintelligent.

This woman is a lunatic and she’s very, very dangerous.

You get all the stars for this - I went through the test and somehow found 128kbps mp3 preferable to WAV on almost every one. On Sony Studio Monitors.

American carriers, you’re doing it wrong:

How’s that whole “speeding up the game” effort working? Seven minutes of bullshit to enumerate a two-second play. No wonder there are so many empty seats for a Friday night against a “premium” opponent.