If you want to make a yogurt marinade I recommend finding a recipe for Persian chicken kebabs (jujeh) as they tend to come out the most juicy and flavourful. Doesn’t have to be greek yogurt.

Exactly. If the game wasn’t boring they wouldn’t spend 75% of it singing songs to each other, they’d be watching the game.

Because the people who love soccer always want to evangelize it, and honestly the Jehovah’s Witnesses are more appealing than soccer.

So you like Trump but dislike name-calling and pejoratives? Have you ever listened to literally anything Trump has ever said?

Baseball is horrible and among the most boring things on earth. At least a soccer game is 90ish minutes, not 4 unholy hours of tedium.

They really did the impossible: they got a black guy interested in one of the whitest sports in the world. Pretty impressive!

I’ve never suggested those terrible, boring sports are anything but terrible and boring.

“the Thunder, previously every frontrunner’s favorite twee basketball unicorns.”

As my username says, I am at work. I am killing time.

I agree, except for the “some soccer matchups are legit fun to watch” part. I’ve watched Premier League, Champions League, World Cup, etc. None were fun to watch, even on acid, except when that one dude headbutted the other guy. I thought I was hallucinating. I mean, I was, but that really happened.

I do say the same about baseball.

Of course not, baseball sucks..

That’s fine, I don’t get the argument that dudes going jogging for 45 minutes with a ball constitutes “action.” If a game can end in a 0-0 tie, I have 0 interest in it.

I understand it, I just hate it because it’s boring.

On drugs? You better check out Bojack Horseman, especially the second-last episode of season 1, “Downer Ending.” Endlessly hilarious show.

He’s basically asking someone to murder him. I beg of someone, please comply. Make the world a better place.

It was not the downtown one (I didn’t know there were two), it was next to the Jerky Factory, across from a Save-On-Foods. Thanks for all the tips, can’t wait to get down there again. I wish the 3 hour drive wasn’t so tedious but it’s worth it to enter civilization again.

Ice cream? Well, my wife loves you now. I will definitely check out a craft brewery, does it have a name yet? We looked at a few neighbourhoods for houses, with one just up the hill from The Salted Cracker being my wife’s fav. I don’t know the names of any of the neighbourhoods except College Heights which we did not…

Ok not *everyone* north of PG is a hick, but I have met a lot of them. When my wife started as branch manager she had a group of ten people come into her office and do a prayer circle wishing her success. That shit doesn’t happen in Vancouver. And hopefully not Prince George either, she was weirded out! Lots of the…

It definitely seems like a pretty cool city with lots of options for things to do (and eat! I really can’t stress that enough). We’ll be buying our first-ever house soon and as daunting a task as that is, I’m very excited to find a proper home in a city I want to live in, as opposed to a tiny town I hate and cannot…