I lived in Vancouver for 15 years and spent the last year in Chainsaw Carving Town, so it is welcome for the first time. As a result of living even further north, I am less willing to label the resident of PG as hicks compared to what my daily life is inundated with. Plus you guys have things like restaurants! With…

Didn’t include the words “Henry” or “Kissinger” either, but that’s what you get when you read an article written by a pathetic shithead confounded by the world that has left him the dust. Brooks is such a fucking clown.

We are a mostly white country still, so naturally we have gross racists. But a solid chunk of us are cool. Not like, “cool” cool, but you know, nice.

I’m moving from Zimmer’s district down to PG next month. I know both PG MPs are Cons but it still feels great to be moving back to civilization after a year spent in the boonies. People north of PG are total fucking hicks. My wife had a guy in her office complaining about the “hoax” of global warming (despite us…

My wife is a DD and hates sports bras so I will recommend this to her. Thanks!

But you like the Mario Bros movie? I’m getting a lot of mixed signals from you.

“Thanks for the motorcycle ride, Bruce Springsteen!”

I use my wife’s Secret since I ran out of my own one day and needed a replacement. Turns out it IS strong enough for a man, so I stuck with it and now I don’t have to deal with the horror of scents marketed to men.

“Root for a Boston team!” - Hitler

The better Megyn Kelly’s hair looks, the worse America gets.

The beautiful game!! What an elegant sport.

Can I buy some drugs from you? I assume you have access to primo shit.

If you mean in terms of who is making the planet worse and more likely to die as a result of not being able to sustain life, then definitely you > bees. If we’re talking what is better then bees >>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.

The NFL Draft this year had no huge, guaranteed superstars and got better ratings than NBA and NHL playoff games. The NFL is fine.

Cheez-Its, huh? This you?

Few things are sweeter than offending a hardcore GoT fan by pointing out how dumb and bad the show is. Salute.

Agreed agreed agreed. The show is bad and very dumb. I watched the pilot and I guarantee the dragons will melt the ice zombies in the end. Who fucking cares?

Fuck you, we need bees. Bees are why we have food, whereas you have never pollinated everything. Bees > you

What if I told you...that both shows were dumb and bad?

Ignore the guy trying to defend his bad taste in dumb shows, you are correct. He’s making the same argument people into bad popular music make “it’s popular therefore it is good!” but it is incredibly boring and my theory is it makes people feel like they are smart for watching it even though it is a very dumb show. I…