Dick Tails, a woo oo!

That game was as great as this article is terrible: VERY.

All the more reason to ban soccer forever.

The Beautiful Game!!!

You should change how you talk.

Dear Batman,

Centipedes but no millipedes? Millipedes are so much fucking worse. Also could use pine beetles, those fucking piece of shit assholes.

You can tell Drew is old by the quality of the nickname he was given. Jalapeno? The thing he ate? Lame. If he was a kid in the 90s someone would have called him Baby Spice and it would have owned him for decades.

*DP classes

Why is the burger glowing?

We could have had an amazing, awesome Finals with either Cleveland winning something in the first time since forever or OKC winning their first championship. Instead we get 2-3 more games of blowouts and these annoying fucks hitting every 3 point shot imaginable.

The game requires a lot of time to really appreciate, as you have to play and level up and die and start over several times before you really develop the skills to do more than a few basic missions. I love the original since it’s like playing Dawn of the Dead but I hated the second one so much I didn’t realize a third…

I loved the original Dead Rising so much that I played until I got the achievement for killing like 90,000 zombies, then I got DR2 and hated it, only beating it quickly out of spite before returning it for a refund. I didn’t even realize they made a third one.

Good to see that Moonbeam City got cancelled.

I’m on Japan’s side, tattoos are terrible! 99% of them are stupid and ugly.

This is the worst possible answer.

I want that Depp tape to be released SO BADLY. Sadly I doubt it’ll ever see the light of day.

“From Clueless to Conservative?” So, nothing has changed?

But there’s so many colours in the poo rainbow, from bright green all the way to inky black. Is there really a true “poo brown?”

Whose favourite character is Jared Leto’s Joker? Jesus Christ.