The Costco brand of coconut cookie thins are literally called Mrs. Thinster’s and they have a thin white woman mascot.

I guess I hate Florida State now. Fuck these assholes, that’s sick.

I used to work for a F2P gaming company. You should absolutely put the blame on them. They do everything they can to maximize value from the whales and do as little as possible to provide good/free content for everyone else.

Obama has a lot more free time now too, I don’t think there’s really any other explanation.

I always thought it was one of the few nice touches Snyder made to have the implied fascism of Batman become open fascism.

You thought Cyborg was worse than Steppenwolf’s face/mouth?

As an Oilers fan originally born in Edmonton I’m loathe to ever vote for Calgary but getting involved in the mayoral election makes that one a standout to me. They’re all stealing money from people, but the ratfucking element gives Calgary the edge in my mind.

You’re my inspiration.

Years ago, my rich Uncle who had a place in Fort Meyers, Florida, invited me and my wife out for a visit. My parents were vacationing there already and he wanted to take all of us out to a football game since I’m a big NFL fan but I live in Canada and had never seen a game. Since he lived about the same distance from…

I think I’m better off trying to learn to suck my own dick than trying to make a steak as good as the one I had at Morimoto’s.

I’ve only heard the first single but wow did you whiff on this one. I think it’s the best “new” Christmas song since Mariah Carey wrote the best Christmas song of all time.

Ah I see, I thought he was making a joke about Canada since the post is so Canada-heavy.

If you want to get all technical wrt Canadian measurements then it’s “metres,” not “meters.” Sorry.

hello there, single man

Really could have done without that Leno endorsement.

Nerds have now demonstrated that you don’t need a ton of masculinity for it to become toxic. Also, while I enjoy the show, it’s nowhere near as good as The Venture Bros, where thankfully the fans are only toxic against the creators for not pumping them out fast enough.

I support anything that leads to less tattoos. Almost all tattoos are bad and stupid.

Jaden Smith is not a star, he is the son of a star. He is also borderline retarded.

Like many people reduced to tears by that most Mega of Men, it was likely too hard for you.

My dislike of Pete Carroll turned into violent hatred when I heard him celebrate a win with “doesn’t it just feel so FRICKING good?”