I hate the Saints Row games and I find all their strained wackiness to be tedious and boring. The game is the equivalent of AXE Body Spray. Games don’t all need to try to be high art but we should definitely look down on Saints Row.

Putting Common in the film and NOT killing him was a huge mistake and ensured the sequel would never be a classic like the original.

Is your companion named Bone Bone after the famous Japanese cat that I would pay $50 to hug?

Uhhhh...Shaq? Say your own name to yourself.

So many fat people.

10 mg doses lol. Legalization giveth, legalization taketh away.

Have people who make this argument ever tried marijuana?

The replies to this lead me to believe a lot of people think there’s a big difference between medical and regular weed beyond regulations. He did have a prescription for it, but it’s really not very different than anyone sharing a weed brownie with someone lame.

Unicorn? Instant swipe left.

You can say that you got hosed.

I’m gonna need comment from Mr. Awesome on this.

I hate that he cast Eli Roth in a role that required him to be in front of the camera, as he is one of the worst, least genuine actors I’ve ever seen.

Eagles-Jags Super Bowl! Come on, the world needs this after the past year or so, someone deserves some redemption in this damned world.

Are you... my friend Jeff?

Just log off, Kev.

The new flag will be a depiction of the specific athlete who won being executed by a Russian mobster.

Pixel Man Stage.

Is the Mighty No.9 logo his dick?

It’s gonna be sick as hell when LeBron finds out we’re all one.