I really hate the “edgy,” “attitude” vibe of the games they make, they’re like Dreamworks movies in game form, or like Monster Energy Drink, in game form.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a single human being say they love Circus. For most people I know Kyuss is mainly Sky Valley and Red Sun.

God I miss Lotteria. When I was in Japan in 2001 they had the best rib sandwiches and shaker fries.

I gained 10 pounds after spending a week in Seattle last Christmas, I’m not sure you’re aware of how much indulgent cuisine Seattle has.

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What a wasted opportunity to use a still from Draft Day, to this day the most fantastical film I’ve ever seen.

And they just re-introduced buffalo to the park!

The fuck we ever do to you?

I wonder if the Robin Williams impressions that had nothing to do with the movie were behind all the shitty pop culture references you see in Dreamworks’ garbage movies?

But is Mad Max one of the games?

I love the Liverpool Standard Chartereds

Mmm no, I disagree with lots of people who aren’t Nazis. I know your tiny little baby mind has a hard time wrapping around that concept but it’s true. If you talk about shit like “securing a future for the white race” you might not wear an armband but you are a Nazi. Go fuck yourself.

Yes, intolerant of Nazis. Oh no.

There’s no basketball but I can just go a few days without sports, thanks.

If you’re sympathetic to a Nazi because he got punched, you always had Nazi leanings.

It’s Monster Energy Drink: The Video Game.

Nein, Nein.

An oasis of sanity in a sea of awful takes. Thank you.

Seeing this makes me so happy I never played SR3.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever read on Kotaku. I got SR2 when it came out and hated it. Half the music was already in GTA games, the controls are shitty and annoying, and you constantly have to do side bullshit just to unlock the actual game content instead of that stuff being optional. Worst of all, they put a…