Maybe learn what analogies are.

I’m Canadian and I don’t understand it at all.

I think I’ll be able to use “Joe Buck is a huge Pearl Jam fan” as my explanation for why I hate Pearl Jam instead of the long rant I usually go on.

Your logic implies that computer coding is not work as opposed to something like construction. I like watching LoL championships and darts championships but I’d never watch a soccer championship voluntarily. People have different interests, can you believe it?

I bet he thinks he’s tops.

I refuse to give a shit about these guys until they beat the Cowboys.

Does this still apply if you’re buttchugging?

sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, hey look, it’s why I didn’t buy either of the next-gen consoles and have no regrets whatsoever about it.

After playing and loving Dead Rising for weeks, including investing the time to get the Zombie Genocide achievement and every possible ending, I was really excited for Dead Rising 2. I bought the prequel mini-game on Xbox Live and got DR2 on day 1. I hated it. I hated the addition of fast zombies so much that I beat…

Sure Keith, there’s never been anyone worse at clock management, especially while looking like a walrus. Right.

He’ll sarcastically reply if you send him an angry email.

Ok shut down Deadspin too.

I saw something on NFL Network once where they interviewed Dimitroff at his house. He had a copy of Atlas Shrugged prominently displayed so it would be in the background.

Didn’t they make a twin-stick Ghostbusters game a few years back? Laziness on top of laziness.

Gelato is Italian and they wouldn’t make the main character vanilla.

Ass eating was Detroit but there were definitely Bills fans who humped between cars: http://deadspin.com/bills-fans-hum…

Fuck, this video game looks great! Oh wait, it’s the same fucking stupid tv show every site is writing about. I can’t wait for the dragons to melt the ice zombies so everyone can shut up about this dumb show.

As an Eagles fan, I am appalled at myself for not voting Jerry Jones but Snyder is just too awful.

He’s in the dogshit DC movies.

No Adventure Island? Probably the hardest game I’ve ever beat.