The ponytail, however, I did expect.

I was all set to call this article the worst possible take on this movie but then I saw your comment. Congratulations!

This is so wrong and dumb. If I am given cheap, crappy chopsticks that have visible splinters when I break them apart, I will rub them together. If I am somewhere that has paid enough money to provide quality chopsticks I wouldn’t need to rub them. I’ve used disposable chopsticks SO MANY times and like 99% of them…

Horrible pubes everywhere, Quaalude-induced rape running rampant (not to be addressed for decades), serial killers, cults, mass violence, Nixon, Vietnam. We can still listen to the music and we still have drugs, but the 70s fucking sucked.

“It’ll be interesting to see how the film version of this relationship plays out in the Suicide Squad movie next month.”

After dying her hair blonde, Lisa Ann put on a mask and her regular clothing and began a new life as... R. Mika.

Finally, something good came out of that movie other than the occasional Venture Bros. reference.

I enjoy Wacky Races and I love Mad Max. I am not here for this, however.

I want to see this as a movie far more than I want to see Pacific Rim 2 (tho I’ll still see that). Hey Hollywood, buy this guy’s book and make it a movie. Guarantee just from the look/concept it’ll be better than half the crap they have coming down the pike.

I laugh so hard every single time I see this. Thank you.

Except for Mario Maker, I’m very happy I have not bought a new system since the 360.

I think beauty pageants are really stupid and outdated but if their entire point is ranking women based on beauty am I crazy to think that Colombia is the more attractive one?

Ironically, he was trying to organize a team Kwanzaa party.

Account is private now. Anyone know what was in the pic?

Guarantee the anonymous ex-Eagle was Cary Williams. He hated Chip’s methods when he was here, which is why he ended up in Seattle. But his best days are behind him, which is why he ended up on the couch.

Weird gif since I can’t recall anyone ever blowing into a SNES cartridge to make it work. NES, on the other hand...

Obama-donating Robert Kraft gave him that?

The blu-rays do not look awesome: http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/153…

Smart kid. I have no idea why anyone would think Star Wars was boring and so they should start with the trade blockades and senate disputes of Episode One.

My wife had never seen any of the original trilogy (but had sadly seen ROTS) and I showed her the despecialized 1977 original the other night. She loved it. She told me she had dreams about The Force and can’t wait to watch Empire. The movie is brilliant and holds up incredibly well when you remove all the extra…