Chrono. Trigger. Cartridge.

It never gets cold in Vancouver. Rainy, yes, but never very cold.

We put u’s in a lot of our words that you won’t be used to, we eliminated the penny entirely (the one thing I was always be grateful to Stephen Harper for) and your fast food/snack options will not be as diverse as they were, but we do have a few uniquely awesome things like Coffee Crisp and ketchup chips.

Canadian election 2000: My friend and I drive around my small rural town stealing Alliance Party (the ultra-conservative dicks who later became The Conservative Party) signs and throwing them into a field. After cleaning out a good chunk of the town’s signs, we decide to do one more before going home. We grab the sign…

Makes sense because it feels like every Browns game I watch ends that way.

Pearl Jam is very far removed from being a hipster band.

I saw Metallica for $5 because they were filming their 3D movie (so there were lots of pauses and some retakes of multiple songs and song parts) and it felt like the appropriate price to pay for that. I would not pay $5 to see the whiny dick from Linkin Park sing for STP.

I had the same experience with Dinosaur Jr and the Meat Puppets.

Corgan has become, cumbersome.

Struggling to think of a time when Pats fans were ever legitimately “nerve-wracked.”

Thank you for standing up for the old, white, entitled, male, American econo-parasites. You’re the realest hero of all.

All I want this year is for the Panthers to go perfect, win the Super Bowl against the Patriots, and then print shirts that say 18-1 that Cam wears while dancing all over the field.

Toast the bread you monster.

Simply Lemonade is even better.

In a new system on a new team, definitely. But he was looking better overall even in the losing games than Bradford looks in his winning games. They both take painful-to-watch sacks way too often but Foles would bounce back from being down by 17 points multiple times in a season. How confident is anyone that a fully…

“Belvedere, crystal clear!” - the RZA, handing out bottles of it to the crowd at a Vancouver show that he had to take an unscheduled, mid-show break from due to smoking too much crowd-sourced weed.

Does no one follow Desus Nice and The Kid Mero? His nickname is Shaq Nowitzki.

The Virtual Story of The Story of The Story of The Story of Everest

It’s a goddamn kids movie you baby.

Is Jennifer Lawrence an elite actress?