Just want to extend kudos for a FLAWLESS use of the term “large adult sons.”

I only play ARAM in LoL for this reason. An average game is 15-25 minutes and insane comebacks happen all the time. None of the boring early-game and way less pressure to be perfect. It’s actually, y’know, fun!

In Canada they’re just called Reese. We don’t have any apostrophes except in Reese’s Pieces.

All of his groomsmen are garbage people for not stopping this before it happened and at any point while it happened.

It took about 2 minutes to do both the garter and the bouquet at my wedding, and it was pretty quick, fun and easy. No gross weirdness. We also allowed glass clinking because I always go to weddings where it isn’t allowed so we said people could and no one abused it and everything was fine. The key to your wedding…

Men will never know the pain and endurance of carrying and then birthing a child, and women will never know the constant, unending struggle between a man and his ball position.

Excuse me but the correct term is Mike Huckabee’s “large adult son.”

Only area? We don’t know how good LeBron is at gambling.

A lot of people in these comments seem to think sweetened iced tea is the same as sweet tea but it most definitely is not. Lipton Brisk is a brand of sweetened iced tea, sweet tea is like diabeetus in a glass.

I’m super feminist but few things confuse me more than this fetish. I feel like it only fuels MRAs to feel they’re right, deep down. But if you like it, you like it, I guess.

I’m shutting the studio down!

Car probably was owned by a BOB Dylan fan.

Lots of yelling, arguing and screaming in Farsi. Or as I call it, dinner at my in-laws!

Why do people say GGG instead of 3G?

Can someone who follows boxing tell me why people call him GGG and not 3G?

Japanese toilet is the only correct answer. We basically poop like savage cave people in comparison over here.

This takes a little bit of the fun out of the Huckabee’s large sons jokes.

Do we get to lick the pussy/crack? Or is that extra?

I like how up his own ass the explanation is for not doing something with McDonald’s, without realizing that the many more people who eat at McDonald’s also don’t have access to good reading materials. Pretty sure the folks eating McDoubles 4 times a week could use some intelligent stuff to read more than the people…

This is the best thing I’ve ever read on any Gawker site and easily the most accurate. If I could vote for you as President on the strength of this post I would. Subway is an international cancer that will not be stopped until we are all eating sloppy garbage sandwiches.