The cookies are good because they are not made by Subway. I used to live with someone who worked for the bakery that supplies them with the dough and one day he brought home a gigantic ball of the white chocolate macadamia dough. I would get superhigh and bake multiple sheets of delicious Subway cookies without ever…

Dude likes him some TI from before TI started sucking balls. I can respect that even if I can’t respect those terrible tattoos.

This is just you, I think. On behalf of the weeded up folks I think this looks fucking amazing and I sadly doubt one will come anywhere near me. But I've personally made similar things by toasting 2 eggos, smearing both with nutella, and then filling it with chunky monkey and half baked ice cream, so I can make this…

But if they’re not there then how can you push them all into the pool?

He actually got hit by a good Vancouver driver. If a bad one hit him he would be dead.

Are they still working on the tech for non-white naked breasts?

I hope these keep getting worse and worse, a la Atlas Shrugged. Both seem to have an army of braindead supporters.

If there's anything better than watching cats beat up dogs, I haven't found it yet.

Considering he's playing LeBron James, I don't think too many comedians are going to be upset.

If you're a hockey fan, Canada is heaven on earth. I, however, am an NFL fan who despises the CFL and is mostly ambivalent about hockey. So I live in Vancouver because weed.

Did you find one? I really want to see this moment.

How is it possible to write about this guy and not mention the King of Kong bonus features where he alludes to having been given a blowjob by a famous male Hollywood celebrity?

It's true that this is not a man to be fucked with, as he is a fucker of fish.

No it's because he's not funny at all.

There's a few great bands sprinkled in there but this is only really great if you like mostly crap. Linkin Park? The Offspring performing Americana and not Smash? The conservative punk douchebag from the fake Misfits?

Sometimes the people of Boston get it right.

You should go, it's super fun and tends to be a mix of men and women just having drinks and enjoying some very talented performers. I don't go to strip clubs where I live because of the aggressively creepy vibe that tends to permeate but it's very different in Portland. Strip clubs for everyone!

These are basically my exact feelings. I'll be in Seattle visiting family and hopefully partying all night to celebrate a Seahawks win, but fuck Carroll.

The '80s no longer exists as an actual time period, it's just a reference point for a wide range of general nostalgia that ranges anywhere from 1978 to 1993.

Did that dude buy his haircut at the same garage sale he got that system?