This was of course followed by a 0-0 tie, with Seattle winning due to scoring a goal in the previous 1-1 tie. Holy fuck soccer is worse than cancer.

Used to work for a F2P company, can confirm this is all 100% accurate. I need to see the full episode now.

He's old at heart.

She seems like an eternal dingbat so I was not surprised in the least to see her supporting Ghomeshi before rescinding support.

So weird that one of the best bars ever, Coffee Crisp, isn't available in America. So spot for Snickers with Almonds though?

Far too many of these look like pee to me.

Don't forget those horrible cheap suits they're wearing.

Damn the placement of that barrel! That is like, Donkey Kong-style unfortunate barrel placement.

I never understood the freakouts about razor blade apples. What kid comes home from Halloween and eats a fucking apple? In my day (the 90s), we threw the apples back at the houses of the dumbasses that gave them to us. A fucking apple?

It's true. I play a lot of online games and it is a total falsehood to suggest that gaming makes men treat women shitty. It makes them treat all people shitty, with an emphasis on women.

I bet they meant modern country, which is entirely worthless. It's party music mixed with cheap, unearned sentiment and has zero of the heart and depth that original country music had. Sugarland is not the same as Hank Williams, twang or no twang.

I hope for your sake he never upstrokes.

This is devastating. On a personal note, my wife is from Iran and has the same name. That could have easily been her if her mom had not risked her life to smuggle her out during the Iran-Iraq War, so this is especially hard for me to read and process. This woman could have been someone's true love, and her life was…

How great would it be if all the Cowboys wins were a result of karma and they resort back to sucking and go 8-8 again after cutting him?

Wow that Technohead song is like if there were only 3 members of Kraftwerk and they were all brain damaged in some industrial accident. Just wretched. And somehow it made it onto discs One AND Three? One of the worst songs I've ever heard.

If you're going to talk about why Chip Wilson sucks, you have to at least mention his admiration for Ayn Rand.

Any child who was ever burned by watching the OTHER Ghostbusters appreciated the Real distinction.

Rooting for a soccer team for 2 hours does sound insanely difficult, I'll grant them that.

I tend to only get funny jokes, my bad!

She looks and sounds so much like a stereotypical activist that I'm surprised she's real and not something existing in the heads of conservatives who hate the direction this country is going.