Being annoying in public is neither heroic nor brave.

There's no Persian food in Pittsburgh? What an unlivable shithole, Persian food is The Best. My Persian mother-in-law is fucking insane but THAT LAMB.

You got it, pretentious shitlord!

Why does every Mulholland Drive fan act so condescending to people who don't like it? More than any other movie, its fans really seem to act like they're something special for liking it.

There's definitely never any yelling on Family Guy or modern Simpsons. Just quality, classic, intelligent comedy. For idiots.

"That's what I'm talking about!" - LeSean McCoy

Awesome fresh new argument. Very convincing. I like that you conflate most popular with "important" as though it's a fact how important various SPORT GAMES are. On the bright side, your dumdum argument was more entertaining and interesting than soccer. Which is to say not very.

Adventure. Excitement. A soccer fan craves not these things.

Eagles fan, can confirm it is all entirely Henery's fault. He went 0/3 today. Matt Prater, check your emails.

For 3 years I had learned to always expect to miss anything 48 yards or longer, regardless of weather or dome.

You mean this game: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_Hangt…

He was thinking of this game: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_Hangt… Which was an arcade NBA game made by Midway featuring the Vancouver Grizzlies.

Chip Kelly plz

If that's actual liquid in there, won't it spill once some prick tilts the machine? I can't even imagine such a tragedy. Careful man, there's a beverage here!

Ok fine. Instead, Belichick will step down and Josh McDaniels will be head coach until 2025.

I love the line about how if this was solo queue everyone would just AFK. It's funny because it's true.

This is the entirety of 2014 CFL highlights.

I wonder how many friends I'll lose if I just post this article in the comments every time someone is FB bragging about their significant other.

It was later improved to Waldo though, so let's just go with that.

Can we get to the more important matters here? Namely, how can I go about snuggling one of them raccoon dogs?