a 3 year old would probably provide better reporting than any Vancouver newspaper.

"How did both papers use the same cutline?" They're owned by the same company and operate in the same building. It's the illusion of having a competitive press, since one is a tabloid style and the other is a "serious" paper but in actuality we have nothing but horrible garbage media working in collusion to ensure the…

This game is wack as fuck. Way too many characters are just different versions of the other, boring characters. A Marvel game would be interesting, but they actually have different characters and not 15 fucking Batmen.

This might be the best Jamboroo I've ever read but I have to insist on having Mike Pettine on the Fire This Asshole list because it's the Browns.

"accurate horoscope forecasts"

"I don't want to live in a world where U2 are well and truly irrelevant"

Flag on the play! Missed opportunity for a Pete Carroll joke in the 9/11 truther question. Vikings miss the playoffs, repeat first down.

"Hey, Shady only looks out for one guy: Shady." "Sorry Shady." "Shut up."

I would sniff a dick before I ever drank pumpkin beer. Fuck this article, all brewers should stop making that awful crap and just make better seasonal beers. There are plenty of nice fall/winter ales if people want to branch out.

I already have a general distaste for Dota and shit like this will definitely not help. Stop trying to make soccer happen!

I love when he goes from full-on screaming to instantly quieter and calmer, to say "Mike Pettine sucks."

Soccer and racism? Together?!

Super Mario RPG did it first.

"Shorts aren't cool. You know what's cool? A top so low-cut that if I sneeze my titty will fall out." - Greg Howard

Why would you make so many different ranking categories and not make FLOW one of them?

Pretty bold headline considering how racist soccer is, but I doubt most will get the reference. Well played.

He runs the rap game for little girls. I listen to Run The Jewels because it reminds me of when rap music was dangerous and cool, not mopey and whiny.

Oh I agree although I never liked The Game to begin with either, I just want to make that very clear. His "style" of retro Dre-humping references coupled with constant name-drops and comparisons to every single other rapper, all of whom were better and more interesting, I could never fux with. I can't even imagine a…

If it helps, I have always thought Drake was 100% pure garbage, from his first song to today, when he ruins the last minute of an otherwise incredible Nicki Minaj video looking like Depression and Down's Syndrome had a kid. He has been consistent in always having the most terrible raps I have heard since The Game and…

Drake might be one of the worst rappers to ever pick up the mic and Lil Wayne is half-retarded. He has maybe 10-15 good/great songs, but he is not even in the Top 25 conversation. Drake just flat out sucks. As a Canadian I am embarrassed by his existence.